Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
He did gnat see that coming
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
They don't have time.
A one-hour facial.
Son: "Who's farted"
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
The alphabat.
Algaebra...
