How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept