How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.