How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!