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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What would you like it to be?

A joke.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.