Bison
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
I don't know, i just fly the drone
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
Because he left the school.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Joseph schooling
No idea man, im just flying the drone.
A construction site
The elf-abet.
Broccoli
Submitting a stool sample.
Ferrous Bueller's Day Off
They take the buzz
Web design.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
It's hard to see.
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
She got Holm schooled told me to go here.
Facul-tea
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
Mr Bus.
Ed. U. Cation!
Algaebra...
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
He wanted to see time fly
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Mothmatics
Spirit week.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Because he was SO-DIMM!
Essays.
Ewok'd.
Don't go to school.
She was told to do an essay in school.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you
He gets good marx.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
It was a high school.
How should I know? I just fly the drones.
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
The Hippocampus!
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
Gynecolleges.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Aftermath
Elementary
Spelling.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
The Elfabet!
A school.
The alphabat.
I wouldn't fit through the door.
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
By school buzz!
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
To get brighter!
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
Who the hell did I just drop off at school!
Hiss-tory!
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
He was Russian.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
A truant!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
He wanted to go to high school.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.
Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
He took the rhombus
She was ex-spelled.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
Student: By Staying at home.
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Send them to barber school.
He only had one pupil.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
ART ART ART!
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
Jog-raphy!
Your princi-pal.
An old man!
A tardigrade!
They were all slow loiners.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Show and smell!
The multiplication table.
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Mothmatics!
Triggernometry.
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
He wanted to sing higher!
Don't pay the water bill.
9.81 m/s2
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
Because they run over sleepers.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Bro, do you even function?
June, July, and August.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
