What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Isis Training Camp Jokes More Isis Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.