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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka