What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

An ill-eagle immigrant

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten