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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten