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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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I'm Slavic and I know it

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone