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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian