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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.