Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.