Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad