Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.