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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!