What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

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Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison