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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.