What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.