What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level