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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What do you want to be when you leave college?