What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.