What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.