How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birdy

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.