How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.