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How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!