How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?