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How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?