How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.