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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.