Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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R Jokes More R Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Peg Leg Jokes More Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'