Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.