Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Scissor me timbers.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'