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Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.