Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

R Jokes More R Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.