Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.