What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.