April Sale - 20% Off

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Previous Random Joke Next

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!