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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.