What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!