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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh