What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.