What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.