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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!