What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.