Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive