Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.