Because he caught everything bear handed!
Cirque d'Olay
He had to start from scratch.
The Qatar.
A play on warts
He was caught red handed.
European.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
The man responded, "Like a glove".
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Because he can't run home
They've never known what home is.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.