Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!