Why didn't the panda use a glove when p...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?