Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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Who's there! Alf! Alf who?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!