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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.