Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic