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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Good Music Jokes More Good Music Jokes

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.