What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.