What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.