What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.