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What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!