What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.