Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What is life like for a wood worm?

Boring!

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.