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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.