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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Archaeologist Jokes More Archaeologist Jokes

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Old Stuff Jokes More Old Stuff Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.