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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Archaeologist Jokes More Archaeologist Jokes

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Old Stuff Jokes More Old Stuff Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up