Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up