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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.