Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.