Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.