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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.