Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.