Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.