Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.