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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.