Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.