He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
He's a party pooper!
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
Because they stick
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
Leaf me alone.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
