How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.