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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.