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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!