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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!