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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!