Leaf me alone.
I'd best be leafing.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
The Leafs are out!
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Take a Leaf of absence.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
Paper-view
Bolzano the door!
Just one if its lochte'd
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
Because he was crossed.
There was a lot of reposting to do
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Hebrewed it.
Subtlety.
Sometimes, there's a catch
I've got a plane to catch
Because the stalks are all ears.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because it had too many issues.
