Leaf me alone.
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I'd best be leafing.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
The Leafs are out!
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
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Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Take a Leaf of absence.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
A leaf blower
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
A joke.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
There was a lot of reposting to do
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
Six more weeks of bad hockey!
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Humiditea.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Because he had lime disease
He rubbed him the wrong way.
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The future
When it's ajar.
