Leaf me alone.
I'd best be leafing.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
The Leafs are out!
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Take a Leaf of absence.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Because his career was in ruins
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
We sleep better when the room is moving
Plenty of room!
A visit from the cops.
Tom Cruise
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Because it's still dressing.
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
A tourist.
Gainzville.
Spring break.
Ben/Anna!
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
By the ears.