Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.