Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!