What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!