What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

X-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.