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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.