What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.