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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast