What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.