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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer