Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
Nothing.
Kermit's fingers
Kermit's Finger.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Kermit's finger
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog's finger
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
Bacon.
Kermit the Frog's finger...
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
Kermit the frogs finger.
Kermit the frogs finger...
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Kermit the Frog's Finger
Same middle name.
Kermit's finger.
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Whib It" by Devo.
Kermit's undivided
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Hogwarts!
Kermit the frogs fingers
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
They both like to pork.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Kermit the Fog!
They always want to play leap frog with him
They share the same middle name.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.
Show and smell!
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
The brides are already dressed in white.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
Kermits finger.
Because it's a loaded question!
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
It's made from scratch
