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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black Vin Diesel smell like Vinegar.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.