What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger