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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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They both like to crack open a cold one

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Kermit the Fog!

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Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Bacon.

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Kermits finger

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Kermits finger

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Nobody likes the black ones.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.