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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

What can I get for you?

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Reddit

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French Flies!

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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None of them like pork.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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Nobody likes the black ones.

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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In the Conservatory!