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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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Nobody likes the black ones.

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One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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In the Piggy bank