What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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A frog in my blender

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Kermit the frog's finger

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One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.