What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

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What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.