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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!