Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

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Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.