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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights