Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.