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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*