Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.