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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green