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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text