How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.