How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed