How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.