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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!