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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.