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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.