How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.