How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed