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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.