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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.