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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?