Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?