Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.