Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.