What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball