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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.