What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.