What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.