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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!