What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!