What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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They're writing their last will and testament.

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For the watch!

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.