What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!