What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Because it wasn't ceiling.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.