How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!