How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.