How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.