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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron