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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

Removed

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!