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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

Removed

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron