How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

Removed

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.