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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!