What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.