What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!