How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

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What is censorship?

Removed

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion