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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron