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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron