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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron