How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!