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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.