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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!