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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.