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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What do you call the worst Dr. Who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.