What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

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Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.