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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

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Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25