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Radian Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Math Major Jokes More Math Major Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.