Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

Radian Jokes More Radian Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.