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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.