Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!