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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.