How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

An outlier downvote brigade can start now

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil