Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Erracist

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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A buzzness suit!

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Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.