What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease