Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Work it out with a pencil

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By icicle.

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Because they always double Czech their work!

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Looking for Jobs.

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They can't MOOve

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Works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

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