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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.