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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.