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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter