What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!