What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!