What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter