What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish