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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!