Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
Because they're all out of cervix
General Lee speaking.
Because actions speak louder than words.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
A herring aid!
A sturgeon.
