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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!