How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!