How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!