How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!