How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!