What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.