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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.