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Swerve Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...