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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener