What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...