What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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Because he hung around for too long.

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It is always an insecure line!

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You discussed me.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener