What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..