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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What do miss Frizzle and the Catholic Church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango