What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..