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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.