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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

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Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango