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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'