Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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How is this grilling you?

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.