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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

How is this grilling you?

Mom's 44th question

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!