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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!