Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.